Batman (TV Series)

Penguin Is a Girl's Best Friend (1967)

Carolyn Jones: Marsha, Queen of Diamonds

Quotes 

• Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Does Batman have a love scene with the leading lady in your film?

  The Penguin : [laughs]  Of course. Who ever heard about a film without a love scene?

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Then I shall be your leading lady. Or no diamonds.

• Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : I trust you're going to enjoy this scene, Batman, darling.

  Batman : I made a bargain with Penguin and I never break my word.

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Bargain? Why, half the men in the world would fight to be kissed by Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.

  Batman : They certainly wouldn't have to fight me.

• Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Skip the compliments, darling. You wouldn't have asked me here if you didn't want something.

  The Penguin : Yes, I do want something. I want to make you a millionairess.

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : How boring, I'm already a millionairess.

  The Penguin : Heh heh heh! True. And how would you like to be a billionairess?

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : [perks up]  That's interesting.

• Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : How do you suggest I get across this football field you call an office?