Batman (TV Series)

It's How You Play the Game (1966)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Robin : Holy toreador!

  Batman : The word is 'matador', Robin. 'Toreador' is a word of convenience used by Bizet in his classic opera 'Carmen'.

  Robin : Oh. Holy Matador, then!

  Batman : Very apt.

• Batman : Let's go, Robin. We've set another youth on the road to a brighter tomorrow.

• Laughing Leo : You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?

  Batman : You're not wearing glasses.

• Batman : Courage Robin, keep your mask up!

• Shame : [Shame faces Batman & Robin at High Noon in Westerntown]  Draw.

  Batman : You and every other criminal know that I don't carry firearms, Shame.

  Shame : Well, then reach for your utility belts, so as I can do you in.

  Robin : Even the rottenest cowboy wouldn't gun down two unarmed men. It's against the code of the old west!

  Shame : Them rules don't count east of the Mississippi!

• Commissioner Gordon : Well, Batman, you've done it again. May I shake your glove?

  Batman : Of course, Commissioner.

• Batman : Olé!

  Robin : Olé, Batman, olé!

• Robin : These short Bat-climbs are harder than the longer ones.

  Batman : It takes a while to unlimber your muscles, Robin. It's all good training.

  [Once they reach the window, Col. Klink pops out] 

  Batman : Colonel, what are you doing here in Gotham City?

  Colonel Klink : I am looking for an underground agent.

  Robin : One of ours or one of yours?

  Batman : And why at the Exposition Hall at the Coliseum?

  Colonel Klink : Who knows? You never know where you might find one.

  Batman : Be careful not to get picked up. Chief O'Hara can be very tough with aliens incognito.

  Colonel Klink : Incognito? With my monocle?

  Robin : Well, say hello to Col. Hogan for us.

  Colonel Klink : It's a wonder he hasn't tried to borrow your Bat-rope to pull another one of his escapes!

  [lets out an annoyed grunt and then shuts the window as Batman and Robin resume their Bat-climb] 

• [last lines] 

  Batman : [picks Andy up and sets him on top of Commissioner Gordon's desk]  Well, what are you going to do now, Andy? You're not really a lost little boy.

  Andy Stevens : I was for a while, Batman, but you helped me find myself. I'm going straight to the department store and trade in this Western outfit for a Batman costume. I don't wanna be a cowboy anymore. I wanna be a hero like you, caped crime-fighter.

  Batman : Being a hero -- or a crime-fighter is not what counts the most, Andy. It's growing up to be a good citizen and if that's what you meant, it's the highest possible compliment that you could pay me.

  Shame : Good grief.