Batman (TV Series)
Batman's Satisfaction (1967)
Adam West: Batman
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Quotes
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Britt Reid : [referring to Batman] Eh... what kind of a... guy is he, Bruce?
Bruce Wayne : An enigma. I really don't know him very well, Britt. But if he tangled with Green Hornet last night, the Green Hornet would have gotten the worst of it.
Britt Reid : Well, that would be a switch. Heh, Green Hornet usually comes out the winner.
Bruce Wayne : That's because you have no Batman in your city.
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Edward G. Robinson : Bit of an art buff yourself, aren't you, Batman?
Batman : I'm afraid that crime-fighting allows me only the luxury of collecting criminals.
Robin : But you should see the great mugshots we've got!
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Robin : Holy living end.
The Green Hornet : It looked like the end there for a minute, Boy Wonder, but there was a small niche between the gum applier and the perforating needles.
Kato : And we are both quite flexible.
The Green Hornet : But there wasn't enough room to use my hornet sting to blast us out until that panel was loosened.
Robin : But how did the machine take your picture?
The Green Hornet : No doubt an automatic-image orthicon of some kind.
Batman : Wrong, Green Hornet. It was a high-velocity spectroscopic range reflector mini unit.
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Batman : [the Batcomputer shuts down] Don't tell me it's giving up again. There's no dual identity in a warehouse.
Robin : I think it's blown a bat-fuse - all those noddle letters.
Alfred : No, Master, Robin. The batcomputer is not to blame. It's Mrs. Cooper's hair dryer, sir. It short-circuited, and half the electricity in the entire establishment is off. And the telephones are out, too. I've sent for a telephone repairman and an electrician, but it may take hours.
Batman : And so, because of a woman's vanity... a battle may be lost.
Batman : Lost? I'm surprised at you, Batman! Many battles have been won before electricity and telephones were even invented!
Batman : Gosh, Robin. You may be right.
Robin : Just arrange to have the stamp collection in the Constellation room tonight, well publicized. Then there's bound to be some action. And bat-climb up Gotham Towers West will help us flex our muscles.
[pats Batman on his shoulder]
Robin : Chin up, old chum.
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Bruce Wayne : [Final lines]
[to Pinky Pinkston's dog]
Bruce Wayne : Now Appricot, you were saying?
Pinky Pinkston : [Having been talking to Apricot a lot] Bruce you nut, talking to a dog.
[Britt, Bruce and Pinky start laughing]
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Bruce Wayne : How was the convention last night?
Britt Reid : Dull. How was the board meeting at the Wayne Foundation?
Bruce Wayne : Dreary. If you're going to be in town for a while, maybe we could, uh, dig up some excitement.
Britt Reid : Yeah - like old times - before we settled down into our mundane lives.
Bruce Wayne : Like old times. We had a few laughs, didn't we, before we settled down and became such model citizens?
Britt Reid : Yeah. Yeah, it's guys like the Green Hornet and Batman that see all the action - get all the kicks.
Bruce Wayne : Would you trade places with them?
Britt Reid : Well... not with Batman. I wouldn't be caught dead in that crazy cowl of his.
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Batman : [referring to Aunt Harriet] And so because of a woman's vanity, a battle may be lost.