Batman (TV Series)

Batman Displays His Knowledge (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Catwoman : Batman, let's throw caution to the wind. I mean after all we are two adult human beings and we're both interested in the same thing. Happiness. I can give you more happiness than anyone in the world.

  Batman : How do you propose to do that?

  Catwoman : By being your partner in life. I mean it's you and me against the world.

  Batman : What about Robin?

  Catwoman : I'll have him killed. Painlessly. Well he is a bit of a bore with his 'holy this' and 'holy that'.

• Robin : [after escaping from yet another life-threatening situation]  I don't know how we do it, Batman.

  Batman : What do you mean?

  Robin : The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them. It's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations - guiding our destiny.

  Batman : Things like that only happen in the movies, Robin. This is real life.

  Robin : I guess you're right.

  Batman : Let's go.

• Batman : You're very beautiful, Catwoman.

  Catwoman : Yes... you're quite right, I am...

• [Batman has been lured into a trap by Catwoman] 

  Batman : The odds are about right. Four against one...

  Robin : [Robin appears out of nowhere]  Four against two Batman!

  Batman : Robin!

  Robin : I couldn't resist. You were taken in by her, but I'm too young for that sort of thing.

• Robin : Holy bijoux!

  Batman : That's very good, Robin, 'bijoux', French for jewel.

  Robin : Hmm, thank you, Batman.

• Batman : It's the propinquity

  [nearness] 

  Batman : of you.

  Catwoman : I don't know what that means, Batman.

• Batman : So you didn't tell the truth!

  Catwoman : Did you ever hear of a crook who did?

• Catwoman : You're supposed to fall on the floor.

  Batman : You're attractive, Catwoman, but not that attractive.

• Batman : Out of the mouths of Boy Wonders oft times come gems.