Batman (TV Series)
A Riddling Controversy (1967)
Adam West: Batman
Quotes
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Telegram delivery boy : Someone here called Batman?
Batman : Yes, I'm Batman.
Telegram delivery boy : Telegram.
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Batman : [on Batmobile Batphone] Commissioner?
Commissioner Gordon : [on Batphone in his office] Yes, Batman?
Batman : Could you arrange for the immediate delivery of four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite to the Batcopter? I'll explain later.
Commissioner Gordon : Consider it done.
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Batman : As a duly deputised peace officer I order you to drop that sack and give yourself up.
Riddler : Impossible! Fifteen feet of lethal quicksand!
Across : They sure don't look defunct to me, Riddler!
Down : Or demised, departed and dead.
Riddler : How... how did they survive?
Robin : Right was on our side, that's how!
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Batman : [O'Hara has grabbed Anna Gram around the waist] Nice catch, Chief.
Anna Gram : Let go of me, you blue coated baboon!
Chief O'Hara : [struggling to keep a hold on her] I'll bet she's the toughest one of the bunch!
Robin : She's the only one still kicking.
[and indeed she does kick Robin in the shins]