- Lola Lasagne: It's nice to have a Spanish speaking jockey on a Spanish speaking horse.
- [laughs]
- Dick Grayson: Si, Señora.
- Batgirl: No need to change clothes, Penguin, they'll issue you a nice striped wardrobe where you're going.
- The Penguin: Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
- Bruce Wayne: [on phone, talking about a recently recovered priceless folio] Yes, Alfred tells me that Batman returned it just a few minutes ago, Miss Gordon.
- Barbara Gordon: [on other line] Well that's incredible! Batman said he'd have it back within an hour, but...
- Bruce Wayne: You didn't believe him?
- Barbara Gordon: Well, I'm afraid I'm still naive enough to believe the impossible can't be done. I guess I owe Batman an apology.
- Bruce Wayne: A word of thanks should do, at the proper time.
- Racing Secretary: [on phone with Bruce Wayne] I demand that the Wayne Foundation memorial handicap be canceled this afternoon.
- Bruce Wayne: [on other line] Oh, you do?
- Racing Secretary: Yes, as racing secretary of this meet I have a duty to the owners, trainers, officials and, and, and trackfans and myself. Why, if there were any logical explanation for such a travesty. If Batman for instance told me that this race must be run for a particular reason, well, that might be different. But just to satisfy a stubborn whim of your own, Mr. Wayne, as honorable a man as I know you are.
- Bruce Wayne: And suppose Batman did tell you that the race must be run?
- Racing Secretary: I would have to hear it from him in person.
- [hangs up]