- Bruce Wayne: [about Nelson Nash] Do you know anyone who has a grudge against him?
- Terry McGinnis: The line starts with me and goes around the block... twice.
- Terry McGinnis: Lay off him, Nash. Don't you have anything better to do?
- Nelson Nash: You think I'm afraid of you, McGinnis?
- Terry McGinnis: I don't know. Are you?
- Nelson Nash: [glares at Terry then turns to Willie] He's not worth it.
- [Turns to Terry]
- Nelson Nash: But you are, McGinnis. Someday.
- Frank Watt: So what are you gonna do to the guy who did that?
- [Willie looks sheepishly]
- Frank Watt: No wonder, they walk all over ya. I told you, Willie. Someone pushes, you push back.
- Willie Watt: Yeah, like that'll work.
- [Frank grabs Willie's arm and yanks him roughly]
- Frank Watt: You listen to me. I'm not raising a wuss.
- Frank Watt: I want you to take care of this, Willie. You hear?
- Willie Watt: How am I supposed to do that?
- Frank Watt: Hit 'em where it hurts! You figure it out.
- Frank Watt: Galvanic Lifter Machine. G.L.M. GoLeM. It's a, uh, robot. Two stories tall, thirteen tons, and THIS JERK LOSES IT!
- Nelson Nash: I'm sick of the mall. How about a ride?
- Blade: You like that car more than me.
- Nelson Nash: Who's talkin' about cars?
- Frank Watt: When I get my hands on the jerk who stole that GoLeM, I'm going to make him sorry he was ever born.
- Willie Watt: [Bitterly] Maybe he already is.
- Nelson Nash: [after Blade asks Willie to the school dance] Think I'm gonna let some twip take my girl?
- [raising his fist, he lowers it as a teacher passes by]
- Nelson Nash: Relax. You're saved. For now.
- Nelson Nash: Come on, baby, you know I care about you. I thought you were right behind me.
- Blade: I was. By about a hundred feet. Big, brave Nelson. I might as well go to the dance with a twip like Willie Watt.
- [bumping into Willie]
- Blade: Uhh! Willie!
- Batman: This camouflage option really soars.
- Bruce Wayne: No one's noticed you yet?
- Batman: No one.
- [ducking as a basketball hits the wall above his head]
- Batman: Whoa!
- [hearing sirens, he sees police cars sail past]
- Batman: Just when the game was gettin' good.
- Spike: Hey, schoolboy, where's your hallway pass?
- Dottie: Didn't nobody ever tell you not to come to Joker territory without some kind of tribute?
- Willie Watt: I got something for you. A joke.
- Spike: All right, then. Make me laugh.
- Willie Watt: What's two stories tall and eats Jokers?
- Spike: What?
- Willie Watt: [the Golem appears] Him.
- [the Jokers all react in scared surprise]
- Willie Watt: You're not laughing.
- Nelson Nash: You had your fun. Now get real. Blade's too hot for a twip like you. Be smart and step aside.
- Willie Watt: No.
- Nelson Nash: I'm tryin' to be generous here, Watt.
- Willie Watt: I don't need your generosity.
- Nelson Nash: Yeah, you do.
- Bruce Wayne: The Golem's control halo was found on the rooftop, fused.
- Terry McGinnis: Any chance they found the head that went with it?
- Bruce Wayne: No such luck.