The Avengers (TV Series)

The Joker (1967)

Ronald Lacey: Strange Young Man

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Quotes 

• Emma Peel : It's late, I'm tired, and I want to go to bed.

  Strange Young Man : In that case, how would you like me to tuck you up?

  Emma Peel : In that case, how would you like me to break your arm.

• Emma Peel : I don't see a car.

  Strange Young Man : Well, you wouldn't would you? Not in this fog. But it's there.

• Strange Young Man : Big property deal. I want to buy land. I want to expand, develop. I want to build skyscrapers. I also want... a gallon of petrol for my car or else I''ll have to walk home. My feet would be sore.

• Strange Young Man : [counting his payment]  Just a minute, there's only half!

  Ola Monsey-Chamberlain : The scream. You haven't given us the scream.

  Strange Young Man : [he lets out a loud but somewhat uninspired yell]  Aaaaaaah! There, is that good enough?

  Ola Monsey-Chamberlain : We'll make it easy for you.

  [as she walks off screen, another peron's hand moves into frame, aiming a gun at the young man, who now utters a blood curling scream]