- John Steed: In the event of a war, where would the government go?
- Tara King: The moon?
- John Steed: Underground. Cupid. Cabinet Underground Premises In Depth', to be built by this company.
- Lord Dessington: As you know, Vaudeville's dead.
- John Steed: Looks as though Vaudeville may have just decided to fight back.
- Lord Dessington: No camels in North Alaska.
- Tara King: Oh, I believe it's one of the main features of the place.
- Lord Dessington: What?
- Tara King: The absence of camels.