The Avengers (TV Series)

From Venus with Love (1967)

Jeremy Lloyd: Bertram Smith

Quotes 

• Emma Peel : Frankly, when I read your card, I didn't expect, eh...

  Bert Smith : Ah, it was the name that fooled you. It always does. Bert Smith. Actually, it's Bertram Fortescue Winthrop Smythe, to be absolutely accurate. Had to change it of course.

  Emma Peel : Of course...

  Bert Smith : Firstly, it was too long to go on the card, and such a name is a terrible disadvantage in this business. After all, whoever heard of anyone having they're chimney swept by a Fortescue Winthrop Smythe? Haha.

  Emma Peel : [laughs]  Who indeed?

• Bert Smith : Astronomy is my second love. Eh, after chimney's, of course. But the two go hand in hand, really. You see, in my position, sweeping chimney's, the thing I see most of is the sky.