The Avengers (TV Series)
False Witness (1968)
Patrick Macnee: John Steed
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Quotes
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Sykes : Sloman?
Sloman : Yes.
Sykes : Any sign of Steed?
Sloman : Yes, he's over there.
Lord Edgefield : What do you mean, over there? I'm over there!
Sloman : No you're not, I am.
Sykes : Sloman?
Sloman : What?
Sykes : You're not lying.
Sloman : Nor are you.
Lord Edgefield : Steed... he didn't doctor our drinks.
Sloman : I can see him, can't you?
Sykes : Yes. he must be by the butter machine.
Lord Edgefield : Yes, I haven't looked there. He mustn't be by the milk vat.
Sykes : Yes, I'm not over there, now.
Sloman : Well, where isn't he?
John Steed : [shouting] I'm not right behind you!
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Mother : I'm surrounded by incompetence.
John Steed : In general or in particular?
Mother : Both. That's why I have to involve you in a case that a child of two could have sown up in half an hour.
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Dr. Grant : Mr. Steed, this machine is infallible. It's never made a mistake.
John Steed : Well, there's always a first time. It is human.