- Catherine Gale: I suppose it never occurred to you that you don't put leather in a washing machine?
- John Steed: Really, why not? Cows must get wet sometimes, they don't run.
- Catherine Gale: They're not dyed.
- Catherine Gale: Well, as far as I can make out from the general, the mayor objectives of the exercise are these:
- [takes off her fur coat]
- John Steed: [while helping her with her coat, glances at Cathy's chest] Highly desirable.
- Catherine Gale: Anything you want to draw from stores?
- John Steed: Yes, but, uh, I doubt if you'd issue it.
- John Steed: [pointing at a bottle] Look, if you're going to open that, you'd better be quick, I'm going to be shot in half an hour.
- Private Jessop: Oh, aye, it doesn't give you much time, does it?
- [as he uses both hands to open the bottle, he pulls Steed's arm along as they are handcuffed together]
- John Steed: Oh Je-
- [cork pops]
- John Steed: Jessop, can't we get divorced just until I've finished my meal?