- John Steed: I did know somebody who tried shooting a pair of handcuffs off.
- Catherine Gale: What happened?
- John Steed: Well, nowadays he's laughingly known as 'Lefty'.
- John Steed: [cleaning up his apartment after a Christmas party] I hear you missed a very good party, you know.
- Catherine Gale: What, weren't you here?
- John Steed: No, I had to leave in the middle of it, unfortunately.
- Catherine Gale: But leave your guests?
- John Steed: 'Fraid so.
- Catherine Gale: Must've been something pretty important.
- John Steed: It was. The Third World War broke out.
- Catherine Gale: [Steed pulls out a gun after being handcuffed to Cathy] Is that real?
- John Steed: Of course.
- Catherine Gale: Well why didn't you use it?
- John Steed: Well I didn't know about our friend the policeman. Heh. He might have meant well. We can't go popping off innocent people.
- John Steed: I think we all ought to wait here for the Sheriff, he'll come back with a posse, or a taxi, or something or other.
- John Steed: [about Jane] She's fascinated by me. It's my winning smile.
- Catherine Gale: You took a smile course?
- John Steed: That's a natural attribute.