- Catherine Gale: You've gone into the real estate business, then?
- John Steed: Oh, I just happen to have one going spare...
- Catherine Gale: Won't you be using it?
- John Steed: [lighting her cigarette] I thought we might both use it...
- Catherine Gale: Thank you for the offer, but I prefer to make my own arrangements.
- John Steed: Oh, don't misunderstand me, It's just that I need a wife for a couple of weeks.
- Catherine Gale: So long?
- Samuel Ross: Steed, if you'll take my advice, keep quiet about it. Remember, you have got a wife as well.
- John Steed: I haven't forgotten.
- Samuel Ross: Neither have they...
- Jackie Ross: We're engaged.
- Samuel Ross: Jackie, if you are engaged, where is the ring?
- Jackie Ross: I'm... not wearing it at the moment, it didn't fit very well.
- Samuel Ross: He, a jeweler, can't make a ring to fit?