- Aristos: You know, I'm what you might call a real bastard. Hm.
- Venus Smith: Eh?
- Aristos: Aye, my mother is Greek, Aristos is a Greek name, and my father is Swedish. Aristos Holmquist, that's me. I got two grandmothers. One is Swedish and the other one is English. No, she's Irish, but that's same thing anyway.
- Venus Smith: No it's not, you know.
- Aristos: No?
- Venus Smith: No, Irish isn't the same as English. You try and tell and Irishman and see.
- Venus Smith: Get out, haven't you got a room of your own?
- John Steed: Cabin. No, I haven't, I was going to ask your hospitality.
- Venus Smith: What? Well where do you think you're going to stay, under the bed?
- John Steed: Bunk.
- Venus Smith: Bed. I don't care if we are on a boat.
- John Steed: Ship.
- John Steed: I'll be out all night.
- Venus Smith: [not wanting him to sleep in her cabin] Too right you will!
- John Steed: [to Helena] Always when I meet you, you have that little gun. Do you sleep with it under your pillow?
- Aristos: She was born with it in her hand!