Arrested Development (TV Series)
Forget Me Now (2005)
Scott Baio: Bob Loblaw
Quotes
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Michael : That's why I had this meeting here, so Dad could not interfere.
Larry : Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw.
Michael : I'm sorry, have we met?
Bob Loblaw : This is Larry Middleman, he's your father's surrogate.
Michael : Surrogate?
Larry : That's right, you dumb fuck!
George Sr. : I hired this guy to wear a camera in his hat so he could be my eyes and ears while I'm stuck in this penthouse.
Larry : This camera helps me keep tabs on you idiots... while this thing rubs my ankle raw.
George Sr. : I mean, look at this thing...
Larry : I can't even go in the hallway...
George Sr. : Without hearing that...
Larry : Beep. Beep. Beep.
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Bob Loblaw : [commercial] Are you a corporate executive facing these or other charges? You don't need double talk! You need Bob Loblaw! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?
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Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay tries to pay off her debt to Bob Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw : Why don't you get a maid's uniform and come over to my house?
Lindsay Funke : No way to misinterpret that...
Narrator : [Lindsay is next seen in a maid's uniform hauling out trash] Except the one...
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Bob Loblaw : I'd be very careful of these British people. They're gonna try to get their hands on any evidence they can to hurt the family.
George Sr. : So you're saying shred the evidence?
Bob Loblaw : No, that's illegal. The prosecution is entitled to that evidence. Without it, they don't have a case.
George Sr. : So you're saying shred the evidence.
Bob Loblaw : That's a felony. And I certainly couldn't endorse anything like that.
George Sr. : Got ya.
[to Larry]
George Sr. : Wink.
Larry : Wink. Did you say wink? Or did you wink?
Michael : He said that too, Dad.