The Angry Beavers (TV Series)
Open Wide for Zombies/Dumbwaiters (1998)
Sam McMurray: Rodrick Snootwell
Quotes
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[from 'Dumbwaiters']
Muffy Snottwell : [looking at a magazine, to Rodrick] Oh, look, honey, it's those masks our company makes.
Norbert Foster Beaver : [in amazement] You made these masks?! We worked here as waiters so we can buy them!
Rodrick Snootwell : [takes out a box] Well, isn't that lucky? Here you go.
[Norbert and Daggett open the box up in excitement, but the masks appear to be the size of golf balls and no holes on the back]
Daggett Doofus Beaver : Hey! We can't wear these to scare the bejeebers out of people! We can't even put these on our thumbs!
[the mask magazine falls on Daggett]
Muffy Snottwell : Of course. Didn't you read the fine print?
[Norbert and Daggett see the fine print at the bottom of the cover of the magazine]
Norbert Foster Beaver , Daggett Doofus Beaver : [in unison, reading] 'Mask shown actual size'.
[Norbert and Daggett drop the magazine in shock]
Rodrick Snootwell : [leaves with his wife] Funny, I didn't know beavers had thumbs. Well, ta-ta.