The Angry Beavers (TV Series)

Open Wide for Zombies/Dumbwaiters (1998)

Morgan Fairchild: Muffy Snootwell

Quotes 

• [from 'Dumbwaiters'] 

  Muffy Snottwell : [looking at a magazine, to Rodrick]  Oh, look, honey, it's those masks our company makes.

  Norbert Foster Beaver : [in amazement]  You made these masks?! We worked here as waiters so we can buy them!

  Rodrick Snootwell : [takes out a box]  Well, isn't that lucky? Here you go.

  [Norbert and Daggett open the box up in excitement, but the masks appear to be the size of golf balls and no holes on the back] 

  Daggett Doofus Beaver : Hey! We can't wear these to scare the bejeebers out of people! We can't even put these on our thumbs!

  [the mask magazine falls on Daggett] 

  Muffy Snottwell : Of course. Didn't you read the fine print?

  [Norbert and Daggett see the fine print at the bottom of the cover of the magazine] 

  Norbert Foster Beaver , Daggett Doofus Beaver : [in unison, reading]  'Mask shown actual size'.

  [Norbert and Daggett drop the magazine in shock] 

  Rodrick Snootwell : [leaves with his wife]  Funny, I didn't know beavers had thumbs. Well, ta-ta.