Angel (TV Series)
Carpe Noctem (2001)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : [about Fred] She's got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch.
Angel : Hey, how can you... I'm not a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : Angel, it's just a figure of speech.
Angel : Find a better one.
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Angel : [as Marcus] A talk with Fred?
Cordelia Chase : Yes! Just keep it simple. One: you're not like other men. Two: there's no room in the workplace for romance.
Angel : Romance with Fred. So I'm a...
[Looks down at his clothes]
Angel : Obviously.
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Angel : [as Marcus] Hey. How're you doing?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Alright. Well... you?
Angel : [as Marcus] So, we gotta talk. The thing is, I've got nothing against you personally. It's just...
[Wes looks at him]
Angel : ...Oh, this is gonna be harder than I-I thought. I just don't know how to spit this out.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Angel. Whatever it is, you know I'm here for you.
[Wes goes to touch Angel's knee]
Angel : [as Marcus gets out of the chair before Wesley touches him] Yeah. That may be the problem. I mean, whatever we... had... whatever we... did. I just think that we should keep that... behind us. Start from scratch. You know, two men working side by side. But, you know, none of that funny stuff.
[Wesley looks at Angel oddly]
Angel : Shake on that?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I guess.
[Wesley takes Angel's hand, who gives it a hearty shake, then pulls Wesley into a hug.]
Angel : [as Marcus] Hey, all right. Gimme a hug.
Cordelia Chase : Wesley, food's here.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Okay.
Angel : [as Marcus] Wesley?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yes?
Angel : [as Marcus] Do you know where Fred is?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Um up in her room I'd expect.
Angel : [as Marcus] Her room. Right. Somebody say something about food? I could eat a horse.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [finding out where Angel as Marcus had sex] I don't believe it, on my desk?
Charles Gunn : Well, it did used to be his. Maybe he was just kind of... reclaiming it?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : How? By marking it? This isn't like him.
Cordelia Chase : What? This is totally like him. Doing the mystery dance with some cheap blonde.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Brunette, she was a cheap brunette.
Cordelia Chase : You're right, this isn't like him.
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[last lines]
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : It's like something out of Fitzgerald, - the man who can have everything but love. Well, maybe in some ways you're better off. Love is... well in a way it's everything. But it's also heartache and disappointment. And those are good things to avoid.
Cordelia Chase : Angel, Willow's on the phone... She's alive! Buffy's alive!
[Angel jumps up and runs after Cordelia into the hotel]
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Buffy?
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Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Nothing. Just taking a little stroll and...
[looks at open magazine]
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Why do girls wanna look like that? I spent years in a cave starving. What's their excuse?
Cordelia Chase : Fashion.
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[first lines]
Charles Gunn : Hey, Fred.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Sorry, did I startle you guys?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : No.
Cordelia Chase : Only in the sense of shocking and jolting us. What's up?
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Cordelia Chase : I'll interview the hookers. Are there any men who aren't just dogs?
Angel : [as Marcus] Not very many, I'm afraid.
[to Wesley]
Angel : You know a woman is more than a piece of meat. I'm sorry. That's just how I feel.
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Angel : [as Marcus] Now what did I do with the darn case file...?
Cordelia Chase : [quietly] You gave it to me yesterday.
Angel : [as Marcus] Ha, must be getting old.
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Cordelia Chase : [after watching Angel eat a burrito] Um... why are you eating?
Angel : [as Marcus] 'Cause I'm hungry.
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Cordelia Chase : Are you alright?
Marcus Rosco : [as Angel] I gotta pee.
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Cordelia Chase : God, I love technology.
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Cordelia Chase : If Julia Roberts ever makes a realistic movie about being an escort; I think it should be called "Pretty Skanky Woman".
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Cordelia Chase : You're Angel? With that cologne? I don't think so.