Da Ali G Show (TV Series)

Respek (2004)

Sacha Baron Cohen: Ali G, Borat, Brüno

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• Ali G : So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.

• [Ali G is showing a producer his version of James Bond, which shows him saving a girl from some thugs and then having sex with her] 

  Girl : By the way, I didn't get your name.

  Ali G : The name be James Bond, 'JAMES' Bond.

• Ali G : What was it like being the head of the NYPD?

  Daryl Gates : Not NY, LAPD.

  Ali G : Well, you say tomato, I say potato.

• Ali G : I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.

• Ali G : So what does ATF stand for?

  ATF trainer : Alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives.

  Ali G : And what else does you sell?

• Borat : Yagshemash. In U.S. and A., very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses' urine.