The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia Joins the Ladies League (1964)

Peter Leeds: Oscar Webber

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• Gomez Addams : How long have you owned the circus?

  Oscar Webber : Oh, I bought it three years ago, but this past season everything's gone wrong. The fat lady fell in love. Couldn't eat. Couldn't sleep. Lost two hundred and forty pounds.

  Gomez Addams : That could be noticeable.

  Oscar Webber : Then Marvin the midget... He got himself on a vitamin kick. Little punk started growing again.

  Gomez Addams : Oh, no.

  Oscar Webber : Yeah. I went along with it for awhile, but when he hit five feet eight, I had to fire him.

  Gomez Addams : Five feet eight. Had you thought of billing him as the world's tallest midget?