The Addams Family (TV Series)
Fester's Punctured Romance (1964)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Gomez Addams : Thank you, Thing. If it weren't for you, this place would be a madhouse.
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Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez, the most touching thing has happened.
Gomez Addams : [romantically] Your carnivorous plant put his tentacle around you again. Tish, I think you've been feeding them altogether too much hamburger.
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Gomez Addams : Morticia, I must tell you: Uncle Fester is not himself.
Morticia Addams : Oh, is that bad?
Gomez Addams : [thinking] Maybe not.
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Uncle Fester : [ready to post his love letter] Do you think I ought to send a snapshot along?
Morticia Addams : I believe so. How about that nice one the city took?
Gomez Addams : The time you fell asleep on the park bench and they carried you off to the morgue by mistake.
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Uncle Fester : Well, under the circumstances, I... I though I'd take a bride.
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester, you just can't take a one, you're supposed to find your own.
Gomez Addams : It's the sporting way, old boy.
Morticia Addams : You'll be fighting the women off with clubs...
Uncle Fester : Clubs?
[things a moment]
Uncle Fester : Yeah... I think I'd like that...
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Gomez Addams : Someone at the door!
Morticia Addams : Oh darling, it's Uncle Festers mail order bride.
Uncle Fester : Ugly duckling!
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Gomez : I wonder what Uncle Fester's bride will be like? He once went with a girl who looked like a walrus.
Morticia : Darling, beauty isn't everything.
Gomez : You're right. He's talking about moving after the wedding. He's found a home in a nice condemned section.
Morticia : I wonder what their children will be like...
Gomez : Doesn't matter about the boys, but I hope the girls look like Uncle Fester.