21 Jump Street (TV Series)
Pilot (1987)
Frederic Forrest: Captain Richard Jenko
Quotes
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : [about Hoffs] Hey Jenk, you know I'm starting to like that lady. What's her deal?
Captain Richard Jenko : Hey, don't sweat it man. You'd never make the wait.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Don't bet on it.
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[last lines]
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : [setting up his sax] Well, I figure maybe I can sit in with you guys for a set.
Captain Richard Jenko : You? You're going to sit in with us? You?
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Yeah, if you can keep up.
Captain Richard Jenko : Say what? Hey, don't strain yourself bro.
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Captain Richard Jenko : Like that sound?
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Not really.
Captain Richard Jenko : Me neither, PRAISE GOD HALLELUJAH! Maybe I'm saved! Been a deadhead since Woodstock!
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : I didn't go, I was only 5.
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Captain Richard Jenko : [holding bag of chips] Breakfast?
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : No thanks, I'll grab an omelet.
Captain Richard Jenko : Uh-uh. No you won't. When was the last time you saw a teenager have a cup of black coffee and an omelet for breakfast? Uh-uh, from now on it's potato chips, soda pop, French fries and pizza man! It's the Pepsi generation, sport!
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Don't call me sport, okay?
Captain Richard Jenko : Hey pard, I'm your boss, I'll call you anything I want, have a seat, sport.
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Captain Richard Jenko : While you were out in the field getting your butt kicked by all the bad grownups, me and my guys here were training to do some real battle. You see, the way I look at it, child is the father of man. I mean these bad grownups are coming from somewhere, they don't just hatch that way, that's why we're trying to yank them out while they're still in high school, dig?
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Captain Richard Jenko : Now we're about 4 weeks ahead of you, Hanson, so I'm going to have to rush you through some of the training.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : What kind of training?
Captain Richard Jenko : Hoffs! Gonna teach you how to be a teenager again, how does that grab you, sport? I'm talking about the bad kind, the kind that gets into trouble, the kind you're gonna have to be like so they think you're one of them.