'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Sausage in the Wardrobe (1986)

Kim Hartman: Private Helga Geerhart

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Quotes 

• Helga : [Being shown film of Gestapo vacation]  Why are some of you wearing skirts?

  Herr Flick : The ones wearing skirts are girls.

  Helga : I didn't know you had girls in the Gestapo.

  Herr Flick : Who do you think types the threatening letters?

• Helga : [Talking on phone]  Why do you not read your instructions? Herr Flick has his calls held till Five O'clock.

  Helga : You Thought it said what?

  Helga : It most certainly did not! Someone has written it down incorrectly.

• Herr Flick : If the attention of the General is diverted by a woman of the opposite sex, in whom he has already expressed an interest, I would have time to effect the switch."

  Helga : And, where would we find such a woman...

  [looks down shaking her head]