Wanted (2008)

Lorna Scott: Janice

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Quotes 

• Janice : Jesus H. Fuckin' Popsicle! I still don't have my billing reports, but you've got time to sit there and Google your ass off? Well, I know one thing: you've got your review coming up next week, and I can't wait to start checking me off some big *fucking* *boxes*!

  [clicks her stapler for emphasis. Wesley cringes at every click] 

  Janice : Attitude: *poor*. Performance: *poor*. Management skills: *poor*. Works well with others? Ha! That's a fucking joke.

  [looks at Wesley's computer] 

  Janice : What is this bullshit; who's this prick? Some loser gets his head blown off in the Metropolitan...

  Wesley : SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  [the office grows quiet] 

  Wesley : [to co-workers]  She has ONE, SINGLE iota of tenuous power! She thinks she can push everyone around?

  [grabs Janice's stapler] 

  Wesley : You don't need this.

  [throws the stapler against the wall of his cubicle, smashing it] 

  Wesley : I understand. Junior High must've been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk.

  [crouches down] 

  Wesley : But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave - I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... go fuck yourself.

• Janice : [to Wesley]  Jesus H. Fucking Popsicle! I still don't have my billing reports. But you've got time to sit here and google your ass off.

• Janice : [after snapping her stapler right next to Wesley's ear]  Oh my fucking god! I hope that's not my billing report sitting on your desk. Holy shit on an altar, it is!