Takeshis' (2005)
Takeshi Kitano: Beat Takeshi, Mr. Kitano
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Quotes
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Beat Takeshi : That guy... the one who looks like me. What could his life be like?
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Takeshi's Friend : This guy is a fan. Doesn't he look like you?
[Takeshi looks at Kitano who is in clown make-up]
Beat Takeshi : Hard to say with all that make-up. You saying I look like a clown?
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[first and last lines]
Beat Takeshi : Now what?
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[after Takeshi sees actor Akihiro Miwa in makeup]
Beat Takeshi : What a freak.
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Beat Takeshi : Comedians... they're loud.
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Beat Takeshi : He looks like me.
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[when Kitano asks Beat Takeshi for his autograph]
Kitano : Could you write "To Mr. Kitano?"
Beat Takeshi : The same surname as mine?
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[after first meeting Kitano without the clown makeup]
Beat Takeshi : He does looks like me.
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Beat Takeshi : [to his friend] You're being a little too friendly. It's Mr. Takeshi to you. You have a problem with my yakuza roles?