Turistas (2006)
Josh Duhamel: Alex
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Woman Tourist : This is stupid. Why don't we just take the bus?
Man Tourist : The bus...
Woman Tourist : We could take the *bus*. Then we could see the country.
Man Tourist : The bus takes forever.
Woman Tourist : Well, I thought that's why we came here, to experience new things.
Man Tourist : Yeah, I guess.
Alex Trubituan : [interjecting] Take the plane.
Man Tourist : What?
Alex Trubituan : Take the plane.
Man Tourist : Thanks, man.
Alex Trubituan : De nada.
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Finn : [regarding Kiko] If he dies, how do we get back?
Alex Trubituan : He's not gonna die.
Finn : 'Cause I don't wanna be here if his uncle shows up and we're like "Hello, mate, here's your dead nephew. Oh, and by the way, you're out of scotch."
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Nurse : Go. Run.
Alex Trubituan : What do you mean?
Nurse : Run right now. This guy has plans for you and your friends and his plans are pretty fucking elaborate and pretty fucking fucked. So if I were you, I'd just run.
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[first lines]
Bea Trubituan : [careening recklessly through the countryside in a bus] Are you having fun?
Alex Trubituan : Am I the only one having a problem with this?
Bea Trubituan : I don't know, I guess I'm used to it.
Alex Trubituan : I just keep thinking about how far we must be from a hospital. You know, with doctors who operate instead of amputate?
Bea Trubituan : So dramatic.
Alex Trubituan : [grinding sounds] Would you slow the fuck down!
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Alex : [to bus driver] "Bussie!" You suck at driving buses! You should do something else. Pick bananas or something.
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Alex Trubituan : You okay?
Bea Trubituan : Never leave me again.