Danny : [Narrating] My mom was the kind of person whose love could kill you if you weren't careful. I guess she blames herself because I was born three months premature.
Lucia : Have a good day, okay?
Larry : Mom!
Danny : [Narrating] But I was just in a hurry to get out. I'm always in a hurry.
Danny : If we feel something for each other and she wants to do it, then we'll do it. Only if she wants to do it.
Larry : Yeah. Yeah, Danny, that's how it usually works. Otherwise they arrest you and charge you with rape.
Larry : Help! There's a blind kid driving the train!
Larry : That's a condom. It's for safe sex. There's nothin' worse than a blind guy with genital warts.
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