Borderland (2007)
Jake Muxworthy: Henry
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Quotes
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Henry : [lites two cigarettes in his mouth and puts one in Ed's mouth,who is sleeping with his mouth open] Rise and shine, faggot! Wharton, motherfucker, Wharton! Whoop-whoop, Wharton!
Ed : [coughing from the cigarette] You're gonna be the first dealer on your block with an MBA.
Henry : Yeah, fuck all that, man. I'm getting out of pharmaceuticals. Human cloning is about to explode, dude. Keep everything offshore, do your marketing on the Internet.
Ed : Promise me you won't clone yourself.
Henry : You know, when you get out of Stanford, man, I could use you on my team. What do you say? Feel like been a rich son of a bitch?
Ed : Is that really the best we can do?
Henry : What? Get rich?
Ed : Yeah.
Henry : We could do worse.
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Henry : Welcome to the Turd World brother!
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Henry : [in a fake preaching voice] Imagine a land, if you will, where a man can be a man. A land where he can indulge in all those animal urges, far from the petty judgments of parents and teachers and less-enlightened peers. A land where he can ride the demon!
Phil : Yeah!
Henry : Behave bad!
Phil : Bad!
Henry : Whatever he goddamn well pleases,and no one gives a shit, including the cops.
Phil : Tell it, Brother Henry!
Henry : I'm talking real freedom, my friend!
Phil : Real freedom!
Henry : Not this overregulated bullshit that passes for liberty in our country.
Phil : Hell, no!
Phil : !Vamonos a la frontera!
[Let's go to the border!]
Phil : Arriba Mexico!
Henry : We leave right now, we hit Manzanita right about the time the strip joints open.
Phil : I'm gonna get laid.
Henry : You're kidding? I finally convinced our upstanding minister's son to get his cherry popped.
Phil : Pop!
Ed : Let's pray he doesn't contract an STD.
Henry : Worrywart.
Ed : [opens his wallet and hands Phil some condoms] Fellas, say hello to the senoritas for me.
Henry : Come on. man. You're not gonna hang around here. All right? All the poonsies are hooked up or singing "Kumbaya" with the art fags.
Ed : Any other time. I'm there, all right? I just have a lot on my mind.
Henry : You want a Zoloft, man? I think I got one.
Ed : I just wanna chill.
Henry : Chill when you're dead, man. As your "personal physician", I insist you put that big brain of yours to rest and go a little nuts, okay, for once.