Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Seth Rogen: Mantis

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Quotes 

• [Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his nose like Shifu's mustaches. Everyone starts chuckling] 

  Po : What?

  Mantis : Oh, nothing... Master Shifu.

  Po : Oh, yeah, yeah.

  [imitating Shifu] 

  Po : You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds, and brush your teeth!

  [everyone except Tigress laughs] 

  Po : What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe someday, you will have ears like mine.

  [he holds two bowls over his head to look like Shifu's ears] 

• Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.

  [Po makes a sudden funny face] 

  Tigress : Oh that is it!

  [she lunges at Po] 

  Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!

  [Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back] 

  Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.

• Tigress : [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps]  If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

  Monkey : But, he will.

  Viper : He's not gonna quit, is he?

  Mantis : He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

• Po : [dazed]  What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

  Oogway : How interesting.

  Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?

  Oogway : Him.

  Po : Who?

  [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him] 

  Oogway : You.

  Po : What?

  Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick]  The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

  Po : What?

  Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?

  Shifu : WHAT?

  Mr. Ping : WHAT?

• Po : Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel *better*!

  Mantis : Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...

  Po : Fat?

  Mantis : Fur! I was gonna say fur.

  Po : Sure you were.

  Mantis : Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size, I mean, look at me!

• Viper : [as they're fighting Tai Lung on a rope bridge]  Monkey!

  Mantis : Go!

  [Monkey gives the rope to Mantis and charges into battle] 

  Mantis : What was I thinking?

• Mantis : There's no words.

  Crane : Not denying it.

  Viper : I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.

  Crane : [mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically]  He is *so* mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!

  Mantis : When he walks, the very ground shakes.

• Po : [making dinner for The Furious Five]  So, I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Hajin Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"

  Crane : Really, so how'd you get out of there alive?

  Po : I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind, he would've been like "What?" Order up!

  [passes out bowls of soup to four of the Five] 

  Po : Hope you like it.

  Mantis : This is really good!

  Po : Nah, c'mon, you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient.

  Viper : What are you talking about? This is amazing!

  Crane : Wow, you're a really good cook!

  Mantis : I wish my mouth was bigger!