Far Far Away Idol (2004 Video)
Mike Myers: Shrek
Quotes
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Donkey : It's Donkey Time!
[singing]
Donkey : Uh yeah, the heat was on/Rising to the top, oh yeah/Everybody goin' strong!/That's when my spark got hotter/I heard somebody say/Burn, baby, burn!
[His sweetheart, Dragon, laying near him on the stage, blows some fire near him that apparently misses]
Donkey : Disco Inferno!/Burn, baby, burn!
Simon Cowell : You're on fire, donkey!
Donkey : [still singing] Burn, baby, burn!
Shrek : No! You're really on fire!
Donkey : Oh, yeah, yeah...
[looks and sees that his tail is on fire]
Donkey : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Runs around on the stage in panic leaving a trail of smoke]
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Pinocchio : [singing] Domo Arigato, Mr. Robotto/Domo, Domo...
Simon Cowell : Come on, get real, Pinocchio.
Shrek : I find his performance quite wooden actually.
[laughs about the joke he just made]
Shrek : Wooden.
[Fiona giggles along with him]