The Benchwarmers (2006)
David Spade: Richie
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Quotes
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Richie : [after hitting the ball] I ticked it, it hit the bat!
Charlie Catcher : You're ssstill out.
Richie : You're ssstill fat!
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[repeated line]
Richie : I love... salad.
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Brad : So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes now?
Richie : That's funny, I didn't know athlete had three syllables, A-tha-lete? That's ama-za-zing.
Brad : You think you're hot shit 'cos you know words.
Clark : Hey Brad, why don't you be a stud and point us towards the register, or... Register... er...!...
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Richie : I guess I'm no longer a virgin... to home runs, BYOTCH!
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Richie : Yeah, I bet you're a real good catcher... of donuts in your mouth.
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Mel : Reggie and I met at Tuba Camp when we were kids
[shows picture of Reggie and Himself playing their tubas when they were younger]
Gus : HAHA,Reggie that was you?
Reggie Jackson : [angrily] What are you laughing about?I was a cute kid.
Gus : [frightened] Oh,uh,Yes.Like a young Denzel.
Richie : [whispered to Clark] I didn't know Denzel played Erkel.
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Richie : Are you guys ready to scr-mi-mimage?
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Richie : [after pulling up to Mel's house] Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something.
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[looking at Mel's Pontiac Firebird Trans Am]
Clark : This car is so radical. Looks just like K.I.T.T. from the show Knight Rider.
Mel : It is K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Watch this.
[Mel activates the car with his watch]
K.I.T.T. : Allow me to introduce myself. I'm K.I.T.T.
Richie : [to Mel] Who are you?
Mel : Oh, I'm just one of those nerds who grew up... to make billions.
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Richie : [after Salad Girl gives back a video] Well, I am management, so I'm gonna waive the late fee.
Salad Girl : Oh, they're not late, but thank you.
[Richie laughs nervously]