Photos
Quotes
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Albert Brooks : Why is there no Halloween in India?
[pauses for a second]
Albert Brooks : They took away the Gandhi.
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Albert Brooks : Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere.
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Albert Brooks : Why is everyone talking to me like there's been a car accident?
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Albert Brooks : Oh, let's not use the word "doable," looking at her.
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Albert Brooks : Hey, if you guys ever make a dirty bomb, put some of that hash in it.
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[repeated line]
Albert Brooks : What makes you laugh?