- Scott: [Thinking to himself] Oh, man, you are such a doofus! I mean, how uncool can you be? She is so out of your league.
- Christine: [Thinking to herself] Just look at him. He's so cute! And he even separates his colors.
- Scott: [Thinking to himself] Just look at her. She is so hot! Oh, look at those panties! Come on, dude! Go for it. Come on. Ask her out.
- Scott: [Thinking to herself] I wish he'd just ask me out...
- Dante: What the fuck is this shit? Who bring dog in here? Is that dog?
- Silvia: Well, yes, it's dog. What does it look like to you?
- Dante: Look like Russian rat.
- Silvia: Pretty baby. Mom's pretty baby. What? You don't like dogs?
- Dante: No, no. Dante love dog. Dog love Dante. Just don't like shit on floor!
- Silvia: Oh, Butchie! You had a poo-poo! Bad Butchie!