The Longest Yard (2005)
Steve Austin: Guard Dunham
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Quotes
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Guard Dunham : [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!
Earl Megget : Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
Guard Dunham : Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
Earl Megget : Switowski! Come here!
[he comes running over]
Earl Megget : You know what he said in the library?
[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
Earl Megget : Yes. Him. Out!
Switowski : [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough : I think he just shit himself.
All Sportswriters : I think he just shit himself.
Stretcher Guy : Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
Switowski : [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
Earl Megget : [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss : And some diapers!
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Guard Engleheart : Stop booing, people. Both teams are trying very hard.
Guard Dunham : What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader.
Guard Engleheart : Sportsmanship. Try it.
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Guard Dunham : Does the n-word offend you... nigger?
Earl Megget : No, sir.
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Guard Dunham : [rock music on in locker room acting like he's playing a guitar] This is how a white man plays a guitar.