Quotes
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[Garner arrives at Mitch's lifeguard tower riding a horse]
Garner Ellerbee : What's the problem?
Lt. Mitch Buchannon : Uh... we just had a serious ordinance violation committed.
Garner Ellerbee : Wait, you called me here on an ordinance violation?
Lt. Mitch Buchannon : No, I called you here because these ladies' purses were stolen. You commited the ordinance violation.
Garner Ellerbee : Why?
Lt. Mitch Buchannon : What the hell is this thing doing on the beach anyway? People could be trampled out there.
Garner Ellerbee : Oh, never. Mitch, my dad owned a horse ranch in Georgia. I learned to ride horses before I learned to walk. You and your lifeguard trucks are far more dangerous than me and Kojak here. Now, you ladies can tell me what happened.
[there are plopping sounds as the horse is relieving himself]
Lt. Mitch Buchannon : Ugh! Uh, your horse dropped something. Kojak, huh? Telly Savalas never did that.
