Click (2006)
Julie Kavner: Trudy Newman
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Quotes
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Michael Newman : Thank you, Mom for having me, I know it was a lot of pain.
Trudy : You have no idea.
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Ted : Benjamin, what do I have in my hand?
Trudy : A quarter.
Ted : Now, Grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream because of my diabetes.
Trudy : True.
Ted : But she says nothing about a tasty quarter.
[bites off half of it]
Ted : Alright, please, very quickly, count to 3, it tastes terrible. One...
Ted , Trudy , Ben at 7-Years-Old , Donna Newman : Two, three.
[Ted spits the quarter back into one piece]
Trudy : Ahh!
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Are you shitting me?
Trudy : First he's eating like his father and now you're talking like him?
Donna Newman : Ben!
Trudy : Don't you EVER say that again!
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Sorry, Grandma.
Samantha Newman - Age 5 : HOW did you do that, Grandpa?
Ted : A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, your daddy's been wanting to know how I did it since he was your age.
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Michael Newman : My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you guys know that.
Trudy : It couldn't have gotten any smaller.
Ted : [laughing] It looked like a little Tic Tac.
Michael Newman : Yeah, come here. I'll freshen your breath.
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Trudy : Hey, Micheal. Micheal, who are you talking to?
Michael Newman : Jesus. I'm talking to my boss, Ma. Take it easy.
Trudy : Oh, yeah? Well, tell him to get a life. You got family here. You're busy. Come on.
Michael Newman : My mother says hello.
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Trudy : [Michael rewinds to his family's camping trip at Lake Winnipesaukee in the 70s] Uh uh uh, no cupcakes yet!
Michael at 10 Years Old : But I'm starving!
Ted : I know exactly how you feel, Michael, I'm so hungry, I could eat this quarter!
Michael Newman : Ah, so THIS is where the quarter trick started.
Morty : [watches Ted bite the quarter in half and then spit it whole again, amazed] How did he do that?
Michael Newman : It's a trick coin you buy in a magic shop, I just couldn't ever let him know I knew that.
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Trudy : [Ben's eating a large dish of ice cream] Benjamin, slow down, it's not a race.
[to Donna]
Trudy : It's his second one in five minutes, he's like a machine, he just keeps eating, he can't still be hungry.
Donna Newman : He's not, he's just doing whatever Michael does. It's driving him nuts.
Trudy : What Michael's been doing lately is very unhealthy, he's going to kill himself!