Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008 Video)
Michael Gibney: Alan
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Quotes
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Alan : Your ass stinks!
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Alan : [Talking about his pet frogs] They're my friends! They don't care if I was sick once. They like me, anyway.
Michael : Here we go, again. How long are you gonna milk this rheumatic fever bullshit?
Alan : The doctor said they'll always be effects.
Michael : Yeah, you'll always be an asshole.
Alan : At least I have an excuse.
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Alan : I'm not going back, Michael! EVER! Everyone's always picking on me! I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
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Alan : I know I've made a lot of bad choices, but I really wanna do better. I'm just asking for a chance.
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Alan : They're all so mean! Why can't they leave me alone? WHY, WHY, WHY? I never did anything to them! Michael, please, Michael, don't you start picking on me too, please! I'm your brother! I need your help!