- Joep: Leakage in the kitchen, where since forever a bowl is placed under. Why not have called a plumber? Well, you think, because Catweazle in the mean time got used to drink out of that bowl. Do you get that logic?
- Pieter: I rather, to be honest, want to select something from the nil-depot. That is a cellar under the town-hall where all the more or less written of art is stored. Most is garbage. 800 square metres full of uglyness, that really is bad Tom.
- Tom: For a moment I play the devil's advocate. If I was the municipality I'd sue you.
- Pieter: Why?
- Tom: Embezzlement.
- Joep: Embezzlement?
- Tom: Yes.
- Pieter: But you're not the devil's advocate, you're my lawyer.
- Joep: But, I really can't have that, Piet. In a week I am minister. A gay okay, but an embezzling gay really is impossible.