Team America: World Police (2004)

Masasa Moyo: Sarah

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• Spottswoode : Team, if the Derkaderkastanis have weapons of mass destruction, I'm afraid it could be 911 times a thousand.

  Sarah : Jesus, you mean...?

  Spottswoode : Yes. Nine hundred and eleven thousand.

  Chris : Well forget all these assholes! We have work to do!

  Spottswoode : Yes! Let's get Gary valmorphanized so we can use his acting!

  Gary Johnston : My acting? My ACTING?

  Gary Johnston : [rises from the steps]  My acting just got a thousand people killed! Jesus, I've done it again!

  Spottswoode : Pull yourself together, Gary! We need you now more than ever!

  Gary Johnston : I'm through with this!

  Spottswoode : Gary, you can't go! Without you the team is doomed! Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".

  Intelligence : [pause]  Yes, there is.

• Kim Jong Il : [from animated storyboards]  And take the girl to my bedroom.

  Kim Jong Il : [as Koreans start releasing Sarah]  No, not that one! The pretty one!'

  Sarah : Bitch

  Sarah : [Calling after Kim Jong Il, Korean guards and Lisa]  That's right, take the pretty one instead of the one who has something to offer!

• Spottswoode : Team, I'm afraid I have bad news. At 7:15 this morning, the terrorists carried out their attack.

  Lisa : What?

  Sarah : But how can that be? Gary stopped the terrorists in Cairo.

  Spottswoode : It appears now that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E was wrong about the Chechnyans being in charge. That was bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

  Intelligence : I'm sorry.