Team America: World Police (2004)

Maurice LaMarche: Alec Baldwin

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Quotes 

• Alec Baldwin : By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the fag way. One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, "wow, good going, fag. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, fag?"

• [Backstage. Alec Baldwin paces the floor] 

  A Page : Five minutes, Mr. Baldwin!

  Alec Baldwin : Thank you.

  [Tim Robbins and Martin Sheen rush in] 

  Martin Sheen : Alec! We have a problem!

  Tim Robbins : Team America escaped!

  Alec Baldwin : WHAT? You FOOLS! They'll ruin everything!

  Helen Hunt : We'd better warn everyone; they'll be headed here!

  Alec Baldwin : No! We can't look weak and powerless! If violence is all those bastards understand, then violence they'll get! EVERY ACTOR GRAB A GUN AND KEEP TEAM AMERICA FROM REACHING THIS CEREMONY AT ALL COSTS!

  Sean Penn : K'PLA!

  Janeane Garofolo , Liv Tyler , Samuel L. Jackson , George Clooney : K'PLA!

  Tim Robbins : [slowly, with determination]  I swear, they won't reach this stage!