Son of the Mask (2005)
Alan Cumming: Loki
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Quotes
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Loki : I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead.
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[repeated line]
Loki : Where's my *mask*?
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Odin : [in the body of a shopkeeper] You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.
Loki : Oh, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor! You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor. I just wish that - can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?
Odin : No! I want you to be more like Thor!
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Tim Avery : Okay, you give me Alvey, and the mask is yours.
Loki : [takes the mask and turns away with Alvey] I can't let go. I've grown attached.
Tonya Avery : Alvey!
Tim Avery : Hey, we had a deal!
Loki : I'm the God of friggin' Mischief, what did you expect?
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Loki : [Sees Mask that was made in Taiwan] This is a FAKE!
Dr. Neuman : Yes, but it's a good fake.
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Hospital Nurse : [sees a clone of herself under the influence of Loki] Who are you?
Loki : You.
Hospital Nurse : Me?
Loki : Who?
[she screams in horror; in a deleted scene, Loki screams back. He annoys her until he gets stifled by an officer. Once Loki put the officer down, he transformed into a doctor]
Loki : CLEAR!
[He uses his defibrillators to shock the officer]
Officer : Ow.
Loki : Breathe!
Officer : I am breathing.
[Loki picks up the officer]
Loki : Don't you dare die on me!
Officer : What are you talking about?
[Loki uses his defibrillators again and knocks out the officer to the wall]
Loki : [He removed his glasses] Damn it. He didn't make it. There's nothing left we can do here.
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Museum Person : Good God!
Loki : And don't you forget it!
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Loki : [looks at the mask and sees it's a fake] THIS IS A FAKE!
Dr. Neuman : Yes, but it's a good fake.
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Loki : Okay, no let me think. What should I turn him into?
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Loki : [about Odin] Off the throne... He's off the throne. That's not good.
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Odin : As expected, you've failed at your promise. You've failed at your quest. You are, in ever sense of the word, a failure.
Tim Avery : [to Tanya] Wow, and I thought your dad was mean.
Loki : Hey, we both knew it was gonna end this way, right? You practically set me up for failure, so at least I'm living up to your expectation in that regard.
Odin : Silence!