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Quotes
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Ron Burgundy : You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
Frank Vitchard : Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place.
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Frank Vitchard : [to Burgundy] I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!
Public TV News Anchor : [behind Frank] Blade!
Fighter : [handing him a machete] Here ya go, mate!
Frank Vitchard : [public news anchor cuts off Frank's arm] Ah! I did not see that one coming!
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Public TV News Anchor : This is a great shot. Am I right Frank?
Frank Vitchard : I'm not talking to you because you cut off my arm.
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Frank Vitchard : [after having his other arm ripped off by a bear]
[shouts]
Frank Vitchard : Aw, c'mon! It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous.
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Frank Vitchard : [after getting his right arm sliced off by a machete] I did *not* see that coming.
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Frank Vitchard : We've talked about this, Ron. A dog cannot be a gentleman!