Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)

Christian Finnegan: Chad

Quotes 

• Chad : Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.

• [one white man has been forced to live with five crazy black people] 

  Chad : Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.

  Tyree : Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.

  Katie : No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.

  Tyree : Correction: I had sex with Katie.

• Chad : Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.

  Tyree : Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.