Raising Helen (2004)
Michael Esparza: BZ
Quotes
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Audrey Davis : [Jenny bursts into the motel room] Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find me?
Jenny Portman : You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.
Jenny Portman : [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom] Stay! Ten...
Audrey Davis : You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.
Jenny Portman : No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...
BZ : But we're not ready to go yet.
Jenny Portman : Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this?
[Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach]
Jenny Portman : I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so.
Jenny Portman : [to Audrey] Four, three...
Audrey Davis : Are you happy? You just ruined my entire life.
Jenny Portman : Well, we'll fix it later. Two...
[back to BZ]
Jenny Portman : You.
BZ : Chill out, Mommy.
Jenny Portman : Hey.
BZ : It's all good.
Jenny Portman : [cutting in] Don't you talk to me like that.
BZ : It's just a prom.
Jenny Portman : [cutting in more] You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?
BZ : Yes, ma'am.
Jenny Portman : By the way, you're not a bad person. But this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.
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Jenny Portman : Housekeeping.
BZ : We're already asleep. Could you come back in the morning, please?
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Audrey Davis : [to her friends] Hey, everyone, this is my aunt Helen.
Boy : She don't look like no aunt I ever had.
[Audrey smokes a cigarette]
Helen Harris : [takes cigarette] What are you...? What is this? What is this?
Audrey Davis : I thought you wanted to meet my friends. This is BZ. He's a DJ. This is his mix.
BZ : Whassup, Mommy? You got a fat crib.