Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)
Jamie Kennedy: Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
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Quotes
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Brad Gluckman : Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.
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Tec : Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?
B-rad : Grand Theft Auto 3.
Tec : Word? Can I borrow that?
B-rad : You got a, uh, Playstation 2?
Tec : Nah, I got GameCast.
B-rad : GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?
Tec : Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!
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[seeing a scary movie]
B-Rad : RUN, BITCH! HE GONNA KIIILLLLL YOU!
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Brad Gluckman : My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.
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B-rad : KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH!
[starts firing pistols wildly]
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B-Rad : Stuart Little?
Ronnie Rizzat : Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me.
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B-Rad : And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
Ronnie Rizzat : Rapper? Hell, no, you stink.
B-Rad : Don't be hatin'.
Ronnie Rizzat : I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.
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B-Rad : [on being kidnapped and shoved into the trunk of a car] Shotgun!
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Brad Gluckman : I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.
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B-Rad : [to Tec] You that weak fuck from the club.
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B-Rad : I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree.
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B-Rad : I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.
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Bill Gluckman : Bill Gluckman is Down with the Bitches and Ho's?
Tom Gibbsons : It was suppose to have read, Women are First with Gluckman.
B-Rad : Nah Nah, that's old school, Pops. You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
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B-Rad : [after removing the tape] Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick!
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B-Rad : [to his parents and psychiatrist about when he becomes a famous rapper] I'll buy you ALL cars.
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B-Rad : I think today is a good day to die, don't you? YAY YAAAAAYYYY!