Soldier's Girl (2003 TV Movie)
Kent Staines: Mistress of Ceremonies
Quotes
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[first lines]
Mistress of Ceremonies : Ladies and gentlemen, and all of the rest of you... Welcome to the Miss Tennessee Entertainer of the Year Pageant.
[applause]
Mistress of Ceremonies : If you take a girl home tonight, and you find that her clitoris is just a touch too prominent and her ovaries are hanging really low, you might have ended up with one of our contestants.