A Mighty Wind (2003)

Fred Willard: Mike LaFontaine

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• Mike LaFontaine : I worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know - "Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him!" I used to say "If he's got a long enough hose, he's gonna have a lot of friends in the shower room." Folk audiences hated that joke.

• Mike LaFontaine : [about the folk singers with the deputy mayor]  Hey, where's the real mayor, wha' happened? Somebody shot the mayor, but they did not shoot the deputy.

• Mike Lafontaine : I got a weal wed wagon!

• Mike LaFontaine : To paraphrase an old joke... Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the New Main Street Singers!

• Mike LaFontaine : But thank you, sincerely, Your Honor - which reminds me, I was at a swingers' party the other night and a fella said to me, "I'd like to meet your wife." I said, "Your honor!"

• Mike Lafontaine : I got an idea. Very literate reference. I don't know if you're familiar with a book about a pirate captain, his name is Moby Dick? He was chasing some big whale and he had a catch phrase he'd always yell out, "There she blows!" So, I thought if you could do that, we'd have someone off-stage drench the group with water. And you could Look at the camera and say, "Hey, wha' happened?" And every time, another thing of water, and by the end you're all soaked - even the ladies.