2DTV (2001–2004)

Jan Ravens: Camilla Parker Bowles, Geri Halliwell, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Victoria Beckham, Aggie MacKenzie, Ann Widdecombe, Anne Robinson, Carol 'Smiley' Smillie, Cherie Blair, Davina McCall, Fergie, Gail Platt, Jade Goody, Jennifer Lopez, Jordan, Judy Finnigan, Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne, Kim Woodburn, Nigella Lawson, Pat Butcher, Peggy Mitchell, Princess Anne, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Mother, Sharon Osbourne, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, The Queen, The Queen Mother, Vera Duckworth

Quotes 

• Announcer : The ITV news at 10 with Ant and Dec.

  Anthony McPartlin : ITV denies accusations of dumbing down.

  Anthony McPartlin : Bongo-roony!

  Anthony McPartlin : Ant receives surprise slap on head... eh?

  Declan Donnelly : [Dec slaps Ant on the head]  Slapa-rooney!

  Anthony McPartlin : And former news caster evicted by phone vote.

  Trevor McDonald : [Trevor McDonald is in an alleyway]  News just in, I'm hungary and homeless!

  Declan Donnelly : Tramper-rooney!

  Anthony McPartlin : And now the weather.

  Declan Donnelly : And now the weather.

  Siân Lloyd : Hello, and here's tomorrow's weather. Well, it's going to be nice and sunny... if you phone this number. Or if you like cloudy conditions with a stiff north-easterly breeze... ring this number. Or if you prefer relentless drizzly rain... move to Wales, goodnight.