2DTV (2001–2004)

Kate O'Sullivan: Aggie MacKenzie, Andre Agassi, Anne Robinson, Camilla Parker Bowles, Carol 'Smiley' Smillie, Cherie Blair, Coleen McLoughlin, Davina McCall, Geri Halliwell, Jennifer Lopez, Jordan, Judi Dench, Judy Finnigan, Kelly Osbourne, Kim Woodburn, Kirstie Allsopp, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Nigella Lawson, Princess Anne, Queen Elizabeth II, Sharon Osbourne, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Steffi Graf, Susannah Constantine, Trinny Woodall, Victoria Beckham, All female impressions

Quotes 

• Simon Cowell : You want the truth, you have all the charisma of a three eye worm.

  Three eyed worm : Thankyou.

  Simon Cowell : Next!

  [R2-D2 Comes on stage] 

  Simon Cowell : Hold it that tune is going apsolutly no where

  R2-D2 : [subtitles]  But I haven't started yet!

  Simon Cowell : Next!

  Dalek : [singing]  Away up the stairs there's a place I can reach.

  Nicki Chapman : I found it nice and you looked nice and everything was just nice.

  Dalek : Thankyou Nicki!

  Doctor Who : I hated it, but then I am your swan enemy

  Simon Cowell : I have just 4 words to say to you. EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

  Alien : [Dalek starts crying]  Oh come on mate, I thought you were great I thought they were very harsh like.

  Alien : HA! HA! What a stupid great forehead you have!

  Pete Waterman : My money's on the young lad from the planet earth.

  Will Young : [singing]  You never walk Alone!

• Anthony McPartlin : Oh look out, here comes Jordan!

  Declan Donnelly : Hey, the rest of her should be with us in half an hour.

  Katie Jordan : Oye! That's not fair

  Anthony McPartlin : [In the year 2050 A.D]  Oh look out... Here comes Jordan!

  Declan Donnelly : I, the rest of her should be with us in half an hour.

  Katie Jordan : Yeah... That is fair actually.